Can't Hear A Fucking Thing - Funny Deaf Dog ID Tag -
$ 19.95 USD
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For the dog who is completely, utterly, suspiciously deaf — except when a treat bag crinkles, the fridge opens, or someone says "walk." This tag is made for the pup who has mastered the art of selective hearing.
Product Features
- ✅ Durable Hard Enamel — Long-lasting, scratch-resistant finish
- ❤️ Supports Animal Rescues — Portion of proceeds goes to rescue organizations
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- 🎨 Vibrant Colors — Eye-catching design that won't fade
Perfect For
- Dogs who ignore "come here" but sprint for "treat"
- Pups with a highly selective hearing condition
- Dogs who are deaf to commands but not to snacks
- Dog parents who've given up calling their name
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