That is So Fetch Pet ID Tag

"Dog: *holds ball in mouth* Me: stop trying to make fetch happen. Dog: ... Me: you wouldn't understand. Go fetch! On wednesday wear pick, on every other day wear this collar charm. Dimensions: 1.125 inch diameter (28.58mm). Material: Brass, Gold Plating, and Enamel.

The tag is limited to 20 characters per line (each space is one character) and total of 4 lines.