Political Parody - Humptee Trumptee Donald Dog Toy

$ 10.99

Toy Details

  • Medium 12" H x 10" W
  • Printed polyester canvas with fiberfill 
  • Big bold squeaker
  • Golden plush hair
  • Crackly-crunchy unstuffed arms and legs for easy grabbing and floppy playtime
  • Arms and legs reinforced at body
  • Non-toxic materials

Our Humptee Trumptee toy features a Big Bold Squeaker, unstuffed Crackly Crunchy limbs, and a shock of golden plush hair for super fun playtime. 

  • HILARIOUS GIFT: Our Humptee Trumptee dog toy is an egg-cellent gift for dogs and their people, no matter which way they lean. It’s sure to get the party started... A photo-opportunity begging to happen. Egg-xactly what you want to give to your friends! Or your dog! Or your dog’s friends!
  • MAKIN’ PET TOYS GREAT AGAIN: Political Parody Humptee Trumptee dog toy features crackly-crunchy unstuffed arms and legs for easy grabbing and flipping, cheese-puff orange plush hair, an egg-shaped body, and multiple egg puns... A real conversation starter!
  • NOTHING FAKE ABOUT THIS TOY: Humptee Trumptee is made with durable canvas fabric which ensures long-lasting play, even with the sassiest dogs.
  • NON-TOXIC: Safety is super important when it comes to choosing a toy for your dog. Our toy is crafted from premium quality, durable non-toxic polyester canvas with accents of plush and filled with fiberfill (and french fries and cheeseburgers...Just kidding!). 

    And the Story begins like this –

    The toy packaging has a short story about coddled Humptee Trumptee’s life as a young Golden Egg. Sure he sat on a wall and had a big fall, but there’s more to this story ... and the story continues on Humptee's packaging, starting with a poem-
    Humptee Trumptee wants a huge wall
    Humptee Trumptee wants it so tall
    Mexico’s President
    and all of Don’s men
    Cannot agree on
    whose billions to spend!